k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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