Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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