You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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