help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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