So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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