Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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