I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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