I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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