so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish i was in the wii world.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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