your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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