It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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