no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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