We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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