He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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