Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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