Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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