i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize