What a fucking waste of an outfit
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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