Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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