He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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