if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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