that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
this will be a night to untag.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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