she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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