I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
