called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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