no. you can't hotbox the world.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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