How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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