I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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