Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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