i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I lost the right to judge tonight
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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