Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
