Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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