He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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