That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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