Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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