Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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