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(256): View more from Alabama

Did he leave or is he still there?

(334): View more from Alabama

He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.

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(818): View more from California

Also I like oatmeal more than sex.

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