Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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