when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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