I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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