This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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