whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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