Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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