garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize