I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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