I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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