So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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