Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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