How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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