Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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