I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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