I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The Olympian is in my bed
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
The ass gains better be worth it
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