Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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