return my video game
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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